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Perhaps Wizards Already Exist

There is a kind of person who turns up in every workplace, every village hall and every reasonably interesting corner of the internet. We have never had a good name for them.

By Rob CowellLore7 min read

You know at least one. There is a reasonable chance you are one.

They are the colleague who can explain the database schema and also the history of the building it lives in. The retired engineer who keeps bees, reads Latin slowly and with obvious pleasure, and can tell you within thirty seconds why your boiler is making that noise. The nurse who plays in a folk band and grinds mirrors for telescopes. The person at the party who turns out to know a genuinely surprising amount about medieval Icelandic law, and mentions it only because it has just become relevant.

None of these people would describe themselves as anything in particular. Ask them what they do and they will tell you their job, which is usually the least interesting thing about them.

The naming problem

We have words for this. None of them work.

Polymath is too grand. It summons Leonardo, and arrives with an implied entrance exam. Nobody who is merely very interested in six things is going to accept the title, and the people willing to accept it are, as a rule, exactly the people who should not.

Generalist is worse, because it is defined by absence. It describes the person who did not specialise, as though breadth were a failure of nerve rather than a deliberate and rather demanding choice. It names a gap where a discipline ought to be.

Renaissance man has a gender welded to it and a period costume attached.

Lifelong learner is the language of the training department. It is not wrong, exactly. It is simply so thoroughly institutional that no one has ever said it about themselves at a dinner table without apologising afterwards.

So we have a recognisable type of person and no usable word for them. That is not a trivial problem. Without language, people cannot find each other, and a scattered population with no name behaves like no population at all.

The hypothesis

Here is the proposal, stated plainly so that it can be disagreed with.

The wizard, as a cultural figure, has never really been about magic. Look at what the archetype actually contains once the supernatural machinery is removed. A person of wide reading and deep study. Someone who keeps records, performs experiments, and knows the names of things. A figure consulted for judgement rather than for strength. Someone who works at the edges of what is understood, is expected to use their capability responsibly, and is trusted to know what they do not know.

Strip out the fireballs and you are left with a fairly precise description of a person who exists. Not rarely, either. They are everywhere, quietly, usually with a shed.

The claim is not that these people have powers. It is that the archetype was always a portrait of a recognisable human tendency, dressed up for narrative purposes, and that we can take the portrait back.

On the word itself

A note, because it matters. In this framework wizard is gender-neutral and carries no alternative form. There is no witch, no sorceress, no separate category to be sorted into on arrival. The word describes a practice, and practices do not have a gender.

This is a deliberate departure from the fiction, which has spent several centuries dividing the same behaviour into a respectable version and a suspicious one, largely along lines that had nothing to do with what anybody actually knew.

What follows if it is true

Suppose the hypothesis holds. Suppose there really is a large, distributed population of people who read widely, make things, repair things, check claims, teach whoever asks, and connect fields that nobody else thought to put together.

Then the useful question is not how do we create such people. They already exist, without any help from us, and mostly without a gathering place. The question is whether giving them a shared language would let them recognise each other — and whether, having recognised each other, they would want to do anything about it.

That is what this project is for. Not to invent a movement, but to check whether one has been standing there the whole time, waiting for somebody to say the word out loud.

If this sounded familiar.

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